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Allie Brosh quotes: On a fundamental level, I am someone who would throw sand at children.

On a fundamental level, I am someone who would throw sand at children.

Allie Brosh quotes: IT'S HARD not pushing people and not throwing sand at them.

IT'S HARD not pushing people and not throwing sand at them.

Allie Brosh quotes: I couldn't even muster the enthusiasm to hate myself anymore.

I couldn't even muster the enthusiasm to hate myself anymore.

Allie Brosh quotes: I prepare for my new life as an adult like some people prepare for the apocalypse. The first day or two of my plans usually goes okay.

I prepare for my new life as an adult like some people prepare for the apocalypse. The first day or two of my plans usually goes okay.

Allie Brosh quotes: I don't just want to do the right thing. I want to WANT to do the right thing.

I don't just want to do the right thing. I want to WANT to do the right thing.

Allie Brosh quotes: Be an unsinkable ship.' Basically, making yourself seaworthy is easier than trying to control the sea.

Be an unsinkable ship.' Basically, making yourself seaworthy is easier than trying to control the sea.

Allie Brosh quotes: It's so somewhat effective that I now rely on it almost exclusively when I need to get myself to do something

It's so somewhat effective that I now rely on it almost exclusively when I need to get myself to do something

Allie Brosh quotes: There I was, casually wishing that I could stop existing in the same way you'd want to leave an empty room or mute an unbearably repetitive noise.

There I was, casually wishing that I could stop existing in the same way you'd want to leave an empty room or mute an unbearably repetitive noise.

Allie Brosh quotes: And that's how I got to go to a birthday party while very heavily sedated.

And that's how I got to go to a birthday party while very heavily sedated.

Allie Brosh quotes: I had always viewed feelings as a weakness - annoying obstacles on my quest for total power over myself.

I had always viewed feelings as a weakness - annoying obstacles on my quest for total power over myself.

Allie Brosh quotes: LOOK AT MEEE LOOK I own all the bananas now. Give me a dollar. Fuck you. Help me.

LOOK AT MEEE LOOK I own all the bananas now. Give me a dollar. Fuck you. Help me.

Allie Brosh quotes: I suspect that, left to my own devices, I would completely lose control of my life.

I suspect that, left to my own devices, I would completely lose control of my life.

Allie Brosh quotes: Dear 25 year old [note: not "Dear 25-year-old me" or "Dear 25-year-old self," just "Dear 25 year old"],

Dear 25 year old [note: not "Dear 25-year-old me" or "Dear 25-year-old self," just "Dear 25 year old"],

Allie Brosh quotes: YOU R sO bRUEtifUL...how R U so BRUTEfUL and good?

YOU R sO bRUEtifUL...
how R U so BRUTEfUL and good?

Allie Brosh quotes: I was a god - the god of cake - and I was unstoppable.

I was a god - the god of cake - and I was unstoppable.

Allie Brosh quotes: You lazy, floor banana motherf*****

You lazy, floor banana motherf*****

Allie Brosh quotes: I am incensed that reality has the audacity to do some of the things it does when I CLEARLY don't want those things to happen.

I am incensed that reality has the audacity to do some of the things it does when I CLEARLY don't want those things to happen.

Allie Brosh quotes: The absurdity of working so hard to continue doing something you don't like can be overwhelming.

The absurdity of working so hard to continue doing something you don't like can be overwhelming.

Allie Brosh quotes: You aren't allowed to decide because you are really bad at making decisions.

You aren't allowed to decide because you are really bad at making decisions.

Allie Brosh quotes: Trimming your dogs nails is a traumatic event that requires three people, a beach towel, and a can of spray cheese.

Trimming your dogs nails is a traumatic event that requires three people, a beach towel, and a can of spray cheese.

Allie Brosh quotes: I followed myself around like a bully, narrating my thoughts and actions with a constant stream of abuse.

I followed myself around like a bully, narrating my thoughts and actions with a constant stream of abuse.

Allie Brosh quotes: But, against all odds, my gigantic ego continues to attempt greatness.

But, against all odds, my gigantic ego continues to attempt greatness.

Allie Brosh quotes: I had spent my last feeling being disappointed that I couldn't rent Jumanji. (...) And thus began a tiny rebelion.

I had spent my last feeling being disappointed that I couldn't rent Jumanji. (...) And thus began a tiny rebelion.

Allie Brosh quotes: Cake is the only thing that matters.

Cake is the only thing that matters.

Allie Brosh quotes: For me, motivation is this horrible, scary game where I try to make myself do something while I actively avoid doing it.

For me, motivation is this horrible, scary game where I try to make myself do something while I actively avoid doing it.

Allie Brosh quotes: Because I can see the future and I know what will happen if I let you play with the lawn mower.

Because I can see the future and I know what will happen if I let you play with the lawn mower.

Allie Brosh quotes: It wants to focus on being a good person, not just a barely not horrible one.

It wants to focus on being a good person, not just a barely not horrible one.

Allie Brosh quotes: By now, I'm sure you can see that most of the things you want are stupid and most of the decisions you make are bad.

By now, I'm sure you can see that most of the things you want are stupid and most of the decisions you make are bad.

Allie Brosh quotes: It's a strange moment when you realize that you don't want to be alive anymore.

It's a strange moment when you realize that you don't want to be alive anymore.

Allie Brosh quotes: Reality should follow through on what I think it is going to do.

Reality should follow through on what I think it is going to do.

Allie Brosh quotes: No one could tell me not to eat an entire cake - not my mom, not Santa, not God - no one. It was my cake and everyone else could

No one could tell me not to eat an entire cake - not my mom, not Santa, not God - no one. It was my cake and everyone else could go fuck themselves.

Allie Brosh quotes: Being a good person is a very important part of my identity, but being a genuinely good person is time-consuming and complicated.

Being a good person is a very important part of my identity, but being a genuinely good person is time-consuming and complicated.

Allie Brosh quotes: How am I supposed to like myself if all these shitty things keep happening because I do them???

How am I supposed to like myself if all these shitty things keep happening because I do them???

Allie Brosh quotes: It's disappointing to feel sad for no reason. Sadness can be almost pleasantly indulgent when you have a way to justify it.

It's disappointing to feel sad for no reason. Sadness can be almost pleasantly indulgent when you have a way to justify it.

Allie Brosh quotes: To reiterate, no matter how much pepper you eat, it won't undo the ludicrous amount of salt you ate before it.

To reiterate, no matter how much pepper you eat, it won't undo the ludicrous amount of salt you ate before it.

Allie Brosh quotes: Fortunately, it turns out that being scared of yourself is a somewhat effective motivational technique.

Fortunately, it turns out that being scared of yourself is a somewhat effective motivational technique.

Allie Brosh quotes: Not giving a fuck and not being able to give a fuck.

Not giving a fuck and not being able to give a fuck.